English Shenanigans
Hi everyone! Here is my 46th poem, English Shenanigans. Enjoy! 😎
Who ever thunk it
Thinked, thank, thunk…
Who hired the person
To create grammar?
I mean,
They should haveÂ
Gotten fired
Five minutesÂ
IntoÂ
TheÂ
Job.
What are clauses
Or tenses?
I feel tense
About the grammar
That
They didn’t
EvenÂ
Think about.
But I’m not thanking them.
For all the sorrow
That they’ve caused us.
Colonel is Ker-nulÂ
Why is the ‘L’ alone?
I want to put an L
On their forehead
For such poor
Thinking
Thunking
Thanking…
What a thought!Â


Jujutsu shenanigans.
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious ;)