English Shenanigans

Hi everyone! Here is my 46th poem, English Shenanigans. Enjoy! 😎

Who ever thunk it
Thinked, thank, thunk…
Who hired the person
To create grammar?
I mean,
They should have 
Gotten fired
Five minutes 
Into 
The 
Job.
What are clauses
Or tenses?
I feel tense
About the grammar
That
They didn’t
Even 
Think about.

But I’m not thanking them.
For all the sorrow
That they’ve caused us.

Colonel is Ker-nul 
Why is the ‘L’ alone?
I want to put an L
On their forehead
For such poor
Thinking
Thunking
Thanking…
What a thought!